Sunday, October 30, 2005

When Mexican Restaurants Go Bad

Last night we went to what was once our favorite Mexican restaurant with a couple of friends. What a disaster! It all started when we asked for a refill on the tortilla chips. It took at least 10 minutes to get a refill, that was after asking again. After when seemed forever the food finally came. My wife and our friend Judy had Chicken Fajitas. The Fajitas came, but the tortillas did not. We had to ask several times before we got them. When they finally came, the corn tortillas were tostata tortillas. Gus and I ordered Skirt steak dinners, when they came it was not skirt steak. What a train wreck! I will think twice before going there again. I will not mention any names here

Latest Pet Peeve:
I really hate it when someone takes a frozen or refrigerated item out of their cart at a grocery store and leaves it on a shelve somewhere else in the store. Not only does that make groceries more expensive for us but for them as well. Get a clue people!

What I'm Watching:

Final Destination 2

If you like the original you will like this as well.



Hats off to the Chicago White Sox! World Champions!

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Fun and Games

OK, I recently got hooked on 2 games. I thought I would share them with you.

The first one is called Suduko. It's a logic game where you have to fill in numbers on a grid. Lots of fun. Makes a great Christmas present for young and old.

Here is a handheld electronic version.



This is a version for your computer:



And here is the paper version:



The next game is a card game called Set. It's addictive and rewires your brain and the way you think!

Friday, October 21, 2005

Halloween Contest - Pet Costumes

Halloween Contest

Laws of The Natural Universe

These are the laws of the natural universe:

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Lines:
When you walk IN the grocery store, there's never anyone in
the checkout line.

Inverse Hair Dryer Law:
You're sure you hear the phone ringing in the background,
until you turn the hair dryer off.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Law:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the
aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Natural Attraction:
If you and your date are the only two on a five-mile stretch of beach,
the family of five will set up right next to you.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a
floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of
the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Oliver's Law:

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Law of the Last Word:

"Hey, watch this!"

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Telephone Message Pad

And now for something completly different...

Here is a word of warning to checkout clerks in all stores across the United States. When you open a new checkout line. Take the next person in line, don't announce - "I can take someone over here". That is just pure supidity. You get a mad rush from everyone including people who just pulled their carts up in line. Get a clue folks! I don't just blame the checkout clerks, I blame the stores for not training their employees correctly.

Just another rant from me!

Fall is here, the leaves are turning

I love fall! The color of the leaves on the trees. There's nothing like it. Had a nice weekend, the weather was beautiful. Deep fried a turkey and went on a 12 mile bike ride along the Fox river. Our dog Tiny is not doing very well. She is a Keeshond and will be turning 16 next Monday. We owned both of her parents - Maxwell Edison and April Dancer. They had 5 pupplies and we kept the runt of the litter - Tiny Dancer. I'm hoping she will at least make it to her birthday. God bless her little heart.

What I'm Reading:

Broken Prey - A Lucas Davenport Mystery



What I'm Watching:


Frankenstein

Friday, October 14, 2005

Painting The House

We started painting the house on Monday. After trying to pick colors for about 3-4 years, we finally decided on a combination right out of Better Homes and Gardens.

When we purchased our home the paint on the cedar trim looked great for the first year. It was all down hill after that. I think they used even a cheaper crappier paint than inside. The white started to darken and got worse and worse and worse. The trim around the side garage door, just completely fell off. So just the bare wood was left.

We painted for about 6 hours on Monday. Boy, did we feel it the next day! It's a bitch getting old!

I have trim around the windows on the second floor. Now, I had a brilliant idea. I will climb out the front bedroom window and stand on the roof and paint it. I open the bedroom window and try to take the screen out. It's in upside down! Crap! I go to the next bedroom... that screen is in backwards! Great builder huh! Now I am going to have to get the big old extension ladder our and climb the roof and paint. Then I will have to fix the screens from the outside.

Maybe I will take a picture today and post it! Kinda a somewhat before and after.

Oh, I almost forgot! We had a house guest over the weekend. A friend of ours needs us to watch one of her dogs for a couple of days. The dog's name was Alex. Alex is part Cocker Spaniel and something else. He is a very cool and calm dog. I felt very sorry for him the first night. Our male dog Kirby just stood in his face and barked and barked and barked. Poor Alex just cowered by my wife all night for protection. The next day was different, Alex and the other dogs played like they had known each other forever.

How To Carve A Pumpkin!

I posted this before, but the link did not work, so here it is again.

This is a video on how to carve a pumpkin. Make sure the sound is on, there is music.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/pumpkin_carve.asp

Thursday, October 13, 2005

What's The Deal With Internet Coupons

My wife and I went shopping the other night to the local Woodman's grocery store. I love to use coupons and use them wherever I can. So at the checkout I hand the girl my coupons and she asks me - "Is this an internet coupon?". I answer "why yes it is." "I'm sorry, but we can't accept internet coupons". I ask her "You have accepted them from me in the past". She replies "We don't accept them any longer, they are too easy to copy". So now I'm majorly pissed off. I should have told them I didn't want the Boca Burgers in my cart, which the coupon was for. But, my Char wasn't feeling great at the moment and we decided to just leave.

Now, the way I see it if a company puts coupons on the internet they are well aware of the dangers of copying. The company will reimburse the grocery no matter what. And after all the main purpose they are placing those coupons out there is an incentive for people to buy there product. So even if people are copying the damn coupons, people are buying their products.

What are your thoughts folks? Am I pissing in the wind?

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

UFO Maps

Cool combination of Google Map and UFO sightings.

Hey, I thought it was interesting!

Saturday, October 08, 2005

How To Carve A Pumpkin

Great instructional video on how to carve a fancy pumpkin.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Tips for Living a Stress Free Life

These were included in an email sent to me by my uncle - Denny Bell. Want an interesting gift for someone? Visit his website - http://cedarstump.us/ He is a wood carver and I'm sure you will love what you see.

Tip for Stress Free Living

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world
to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and
some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Remember we are all on this planet for a short time, so let's all get along and play together as one team... the human race!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

The Buzz is...

I've been very busy. This is a good thing. It's hard to believe it's October already! The weather has been great, but I'm waiting for a frost any day now. I'll just give a quick recap of what I'm doing.

What I'm Reading:

Dean Koontz's Frankenstein Book Two:City of Night



My rating - 3 stars. I really like this 2nd installment in the series. The whole premise of Frankenstein being alive after 200 years is fascinating. I highly recommend it. The only drawback is the 3rd and final book won't be out until the summer of 2006.

What I'm watching (movies):

Resident Evil: Apocalypse



My Rating - 3 stars. If you enjoyed the first movie, check this one out. I look forward to the next installment. I guess it is called Resident Evil: Afterlife and will come out in 2006. I just love any movie with the undead walking the earth.

What I'm Watching on TV:

Ghost Hunters

This show is on the Sci-Fi channel. The TAPS team (The Atlantic Paranormal Society) go to various reputed hauntings across the US and try and either prove or disprove the story. The founders Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson, who are also plumbers during the day along with their team are not your everyday ghost geeks.



My wife and I love this show.

Want to be a Ghost Hunter?





What I can recommend for you to use:

Want a nice vacuum, but can't afford an expensive one with all the attachments?
Try the Dirt Devil Dynomite. Nothing fancy, inexpensive and works great. I have 4 dogs, 3 of which shed hair like crazy and this picks it all up with little effort. Hey, it's bagless to boot!