Joke - Little Johhny

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."

"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.

"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if he needed glasses."

Joke - I Confess

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits
down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk just sits
there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles,
"Ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either. . ."

Humming Bird Nest

Humming Bird Nest

This is a rare sight to see. A hummingbird nest with eggs from conception to birth to growing up! Make sure you view all 5 pages. To advance the page, go to the lower right hand side.

www.washme.com - Join the Unwashed Masses

www.washme.com - Join the Unwashed Masses

See a bunch of dirty cars!

Getting Ready to Get Cold

I'm getting ready to fly to Minnesota today. It's pretty darn cold in the Chicago to area today, but I think it might be a little colder up north. Brrrr! I can't wait. I will be up there all week on business.

Last night I watched an interesting show - Iron Chef America. Last night they pitted Rick Bayless against Bobby Flay. Two of my favorite chefs. The secret ingredient was Buffalo meat. Both chefs were fantastic! Bobby Flay won by 1 point. I was impressed by both chefs 5 creations, I wish I was there to taste them.

What I'm watching:

Blood Dolls

Ten Worst Album Covers of All Time

Mental Drippings

If you even remember what a record album is.

My Top 50 Albums Of All Time

Here is my top 50 music albums of all time. They are in no particular order. There are plenty more that are my favorites also. Maybe I will come out with another list of 50. What are your favorites?

1. New York Dolls - New York Dolls
2. Alice Cooper - Schools Out
3. Black Sabbath - Paranoid
4. Dennis DeYoung - 10 on Broadway
5. Styx - Greatest Hits
6. UFO - The Essential UFO
7. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
8. Boz Scaggs - Hits
9. David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust
10. The Doors - The Doors
11. The Doors - The Soft Parade
12. Led Zepplin - IV
13. Led Zepplin - Houses of the Holy
14. Aja - Steely Dan
15. Sly and the Family Stone - Greatest Hits
16. The Knack - Get The Knack
17. The Bee Gees - Greatest
18. The Bee Gees - The Best of
19. Van Halen - The Best of Van Halen Vol. 1
20. Kenny Loggins - Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
21. Steve Miller - Young Hearts, Complete Greatest Hits
22. Mott The Hoople - Live
23. Earth Wind and Fire - Greatest Hits
24. Santana - The Best of
25. Journey - Greatest Hits
26. REO Speedwagon - The Hits
27. REO Speedwagon - Decade of Rock & Roll '70 - '80
28. Cheap Trick - Live at Budokan
29. Cryan Shames - Sugar and Spice
30. Buckinghams - Greatest Hits
31. Elvis Costello - The Very Best of Elvis Costello
32. Beatles - Abbey Road
33. Buddy Holly - The Buddy Holly Collection
34. Thin Lizzy - Dedication, The Very Best of Thin Lizzy
35. Chicago - Chicago II
36. Dash Crofts - Today
37. Seals & Crofts - Greatest Hits
38. Lynyrd Skynyrd - All Time Greatest Hits
39. The Who - Who's Next
40. The Who - Tommy
41. Sade - Love Deluxe
42. Anita Baker - Rapture
43. Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston
44. George Benson - Breezin'
45. Rolling Stones - Forty Licks
46. Fleetwood Mac - The Dance
47. Jeff Beck - Beckology
48. Peter White - Caravan of Dreams
49. Paul Hardcastle - Cover to Cover
50. Elvis Presley - 30 #1 Hits
    

Albino Blacksheep - www.albinoblacksheep.com

Albino Blacksheep - www.albinoblacksheep.com

Check this website out! It can keep you amused or befuddled for hours!

Singles Ad

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in
the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing
trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home
from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420
and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
(Men are so easy).

Mexican Saturday Night

Nice warm day for a January in Chicago. Business picked up at our store and the world was looking like a better place. My friend Joe stopped by with his friend Melissa who is in town from Tennessee and we decided to go out to dinner. Everyone thought Mexican sounded good so we opted for La Tejanita in Woodstock. I had a Carne Esada steak dinner and my wife Char had the chicken Fajitas. Melissa had the Enchillada dinner and Joe had the assorted taco dinner. We had a great night dicussing what books we like to read, tv shows we like to watch and a variety of other topics. We even had a strolling guitar player sing "Last Kiss" in spanish for us. Check out the link above for info on La Tejanita, it is from a website called restaurantdb.net. This is a great website for looking up restaurant info.

What I'm Watching:

50 First Dates



What I'm Listening To:

Been a little under the weather!

Gosh, I've been fighting a nasty cold since the day before New Year's Eve. So needless to say, my celebration sucked! I think my wife is actually starting to get it now! Last night we ended up watching the end of "Who's Your Daddy" on FOX. Not as bad as I thought it might be. I just want to know who finds these people to be a part of these shows and who comes up with the ideas.

What I'm watching:



What I'm listening to:



What I'm reading:

Mr Winkle

My dog Jazzy saw this dog - Mr. Winkles on the Jane Paulie show and was insanely jealous! She want to be famous just like Mr. Winkles! Can I say no? I think not! So you may be in store for the Jazz Mahoney flood of merchandise coming soon!

What is Mr. Winkle? Buy your Mr. Winkle posters and calendars here!