Thursday, June 02, 2005

When is the 'F' Word Acceptable?

When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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